Saturday, January 12, 2013

New : Haim 'Forever EP' / Fidlar 'Don't Try EP'


Time to settle into a spot of new old stuff with some EP wars between two of 2012's brightest hopes who dropped stellar short players last year and seem poised to reap greater rewards as the year progresses. Haim aren't exactly a hidden treasure having slurped up numerous media plaudits including the not inconsiderable accolade of BBC's 'Sound of 2013' award and so it should come as not surprise that I hadn't bothered listening to their music until now. I checked out the EP this week and was pleasantly surprised, their stuff is stop-what-you're-doing-and-listen catchy but I'm not sure how excited to get about a band that sounds like this. Media write-ups invariably cite Fleetwood Mac as an influence and I can see why but we're talking 'Tango in the Night' rather than 'Rumours', the smoothed studio sheen production has way more in common with 'Big Love' and 'Little Lies' than the campfire acoustics of 'Songbird' and 'You Make Loving Fun'. This isn't a criticism, 'Tango' is a killer album too but it's only recently become acceptable to admit that you dig F-Mac's shoulderpads and mullets phase as much as their universally adored wife-swapping heyday in the 1970s. Indeed pretty much everything on here sounds like a remastered version of some late 80s lady-fronted pop soul outfit - the title track is catchy as fuck but the more I listen to it the more it reminds me of Swing Out Sister and 'Go Slow' sounds a bit like Kate Bush circa 'This Woman's Work', in fact were it not for the totally pointless remix of 'Forever' tagged on the end you'd be forgiven for assuming that this EP had dropped back in 1987 alongside T'Pau and Fairground Attraction. I'm not sure how this bodes for the future - we seem to be rehashing every bygone era in pop via new trends in production fetishism so there's every chance that Haim might turn out to be this year's La Roux, a calculated exercise in 80s revivalism that ends up leaving you a little underwhelmed in the long run. But let's wait for the LP before writing them off - this is a promising start and these gals can certainly sing a bit so they might still surprise us. 

Back on Planet Indie Fidlar are playing to the crowd just as much on their stonking 'Don't Try' EP but in this case it's the audience of some toilet venue on the underground circuit full of people with poor hygiene and no sense of social responsibility. Their stuff is full-frontal garage punk in the vein of Black Lips with a dash of Butthole Surfers thrown in for good measure - 'No Ass' would fit right in on the Lips' 'Let it Bloom' with it's 'WAAAAAH' vocals and trashy garage riffs whilst 'Black Out Stout' lollops around the room like Gibby Haynes on a Guinness 'n' LSD bender and 'Got No Money' sounds like The Fall fronted by Spongebob Squarepants. It's lead track 'No Wavves' that'll either turn you on or put you off though, a two-minute lo-fi rocker that sounds like the bastard grandkids of Suzi Quatro jamming in the Early Learning Centre - it's packed with handclaps and tambourines and built around a stupidly simple riff but you'll find yourself humming it on the train after one listen and it's surely custom built for indie dance floors and raucous basement live shows. These guys seem happy enough to fester in indie oblivion for the foreseeable future and if they keep on pumping out stuff this infectiously stupid then they could become one to keep your eye on for cheap ticket thrills and spills next time they roll through town. Indie's identity remains as amorphous as ever but these two EPs are well worth a Euro or two of anyone's money if you want an idea of what's swimming around the gene pool as 2013 gets off the starting blocks.

Check out : the title track from 'Forever' and Fidlar's 'No Wavves' promo - it's a score draw.

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Best Albums of 2012 : 10-1

Hi again,

OK here we go - this is my top ten for 2012. All of these records improved my year immeasurably and are well worth a detour if you've not already had the pleasure. 

Enjoy and stay tuned for new adventures in 2013!!

10. PAWS - Cokefloat!
Last year's rush of trad-rock revivalism (Arctic Monkeys, Beady Eye, Noel Gallagher) provided some great tunes but we all knew it was only a short term distraction from how turgid modern indie rock was in danger of becoming - even the Vaccines' stellar debut only managed to distract attention from the distinctly average competition for a brief period but there was always a void there to be filled. Most of my picks this year are indie guitar records and in truth there's very little risk of any of them troubling the upper reaches of the charts but it is becoming obvious that there's a wealth of under-promoted guitar music out there hiding some rough gems for the discerning explorer. PAWS are one such treasure, a bunch of US-leaning Scots on their first album of lo-fi indie fuzz rock leaning firmly in the direction of Dinosaur Jr, The Posies and Superchunk for a satisfying blend of college rock congeniality and a potent dose of punk rock vitriol lurking beneath the layer of frosting. As I have opined before on this blog, the Jocks seem to have a much easier relationship with American rock influences than their English neighbours and will happily embrace blatant Big Star/Byrds worship alongside the quintessentially American sounds of REM, Lemonheads and the host of college rock staples that fed into the alternative boom of the late 80s and early 90s - the resulting mix is often the best of both worlds, taking the sunshine and optimism from the feel- good Yank records and fusing it with the dour worldview and savage humour of your average group of young Scots to brew up a potent cocktail of love hearts and broken noses. 'Cokefloat!' runs on springboard indie dynamics, all sweet bursts of guitar scuzz and vocals that veer between twee and plaintive and paint-strippingly vitriolic although the band never tip over into melodrama and bitterness - despite the venom laced into the lyrics you still suspect that cheeky grins were sported throughout the recording process and even the title and artwork seem to be infused with an impish sense of fun (as I recall, a 'Cokefloat' was an improvised dessert incorporating a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream dumped into a glass of Coke - probably a breakfast staple for your average Scottish schoolkid). Song titles like 'Boregasm' and 'Get Bent' don't do anything to detract from the good natured fun of the business at hand and the potent mix of melodic sugar fuzz and indie rock ballistics sounds tailor made for some killer live shows when they finally come through town. Those of you who remember Dananananakroyd from a couple of years back will recall that they didn't disappoint in that department and whilst PAWS lack the 'ten dudes on stage' frenetic charm of the Dans, they are probably more likely to stay together long enough to pen a decent follow up. There's plenty of fun to be had here and a whole host of anthemic indie rock and sugar-coated cynicism that'll lighten up any car journey or metro commute you've got coming up. Trust me, this shit is so catchy that hitting 'PAWS' will be the last thing on your mind (Ho ho ho!!).

Check out : the promo for 'Jellyfish', spliced together from some seriously lo-fi tour footage. 



9. Goat - World Music
Psychedelia seems to be back in with a fluffy bullet at the moment, a development that I for one have absolutely no problem with. The relative demise of the single format (in rock terms at least) may be nudging people in the direction of cranking out albums' worth of material as opposed to just filling the gaps between radio hits or it may just be pure coincidence - either way there's a surfeit of trippy guitar rock to get your teeth into right now and if that sounds appealing then I can heartily recommend a big old slice of Goat to whet your appetite. Tame Impala have nabbed most of the accolades in the end of year polls with their zoned-out second instalment and while I can appreciate the lysergic charms of 'Bonerism' it does lack the punch of their catchy-as-fuck debut from a couple of years back and can easily blur into one long rehash of the Beatles' 'Tomorrow Never Knows' if you stop paying attention. 'World Music' suffers from no such flaws, circling around one single theme (in this case that of the Goat itself) over nine tracks but each time comes at it strapped with some killer hooks and deft psychedelic chops to produce a string of memorable Woodstock-titled hippie rock. They're also blessed with a decent female vocalist who in my imagined-version of the band is a blond pothead decked out in love beads and flowing skirts who is into mushroom orgies with her male groupies (I'm going to avoid any press info on them to preserve this image) and her impressive pipes take this from a half-decent basement jam session record to a proper hedonistic rave-up tailor made for festival sunshine and late in the day hippie parties. I'm going to make a very lazy Jefferson Airplane comparison here but that doesn't do them justice, this is more like what Grace Slick would have sounded like going head to head with Santana back in the day. Organ-led trip outs like 'Disco Fever' are perfect for ceiling-staring sessions but you'll be up on your feet for riff-heavy slabs of psych rock like 'Let it Bleed' and 'Run to your Mama' as they bust out the tablas and wild solo wig-outs and bowl strikes with howling crescendos like the stunning 'Let it Bleed'. The Eastern influences come to the fore on their trio of eponymous offerings ('Goatman', 'Goathead' and later 'Goatlord' for good measure) and the swirling mantra 'Diarabi' opens the record before being brought back for a cataclysmic reprise at the close of proceedings. These guys have a real buzz to them and not even the disappointing revelation that they are all Swedish was enough to put me off their music (God I hate the fucking Swedes. Those BASTARDS) so I can't think of higher praise to offer up to the Altar of Goat to entice potential acolytes. These guys may be hippies but they're not afraid of hard work so I say get your Goat on without further ado.

Check out : 'Let it Bleed' complete with a weird landscape video and some gratuitous sax!



8. Parquet Courts - Light Up Gold
Forming an indie guitar band these days seems like a really dumb thing to do, basically a great way of getting yourself into huge amounts of debt whilst producing music that most of the industry has pretty much decided is no longer commercially palatable. You have to find it encouraging that any new bands even bother to pick up the torch - thankfully many still do and Parquet Courts are possibly the most promising of this year's crop, easing out 'Light Up Gold' to general indifference but suggesting that they have enough in the tank to climb the ladder pretty bloody quickly. Their music is basically Peel-friendly indie guitar rock - there's a spot of Pavement-esque idiosyncrasy in there but the riffs are as catchy as anything on the first Strokes record and their laidback delivery kinda reminds me of 90s uberdorks Papas Fritas. They've basically nailed the template for infectious discordant garage rock without having to resort to 'Wooo!! Look at me!!' screaming and atonal bluster - the delivery remains pretty steady throughout but they throw in enough choppy riffs, stop/start dynamics and My-God-that's-catchy choruses to keep you coming back for repeated listens. I didn't fall for this one straightaway, it took me a couple of sideways glances on E-music before I downloaded the whole thing and another week or two before I gave it my full attention but once it got under my skin there was absolutely no shaking the bastard off. If my attempt to transcribe their sound has so far failed to convince you then basically imagine the first Futureheads LP if a bunch of Yanks had made it (with Texans relocated to NYC replacing Mackems trying to conquer Leeds and London). They come armed with a stack of oddball ideas and manage to cram everything into 15 tracks over 34 minutes, varying the tempo between tracks and making every riff and well-placed pause matter with the dynamics of a well-drilled punk band and the mischievous wit of an art-school indie outfit. Opener 'Master of my Craft' bangs out a riff that sounds like the Fall circa 'Hey Student!' bent into a tighter arc and augmented with slack-jawed 'Fuggedaboutit' vocals - it's catchy as fuck and the best bit is when it runs straight into the even more infectious 'Borrowed Time', two and a half minutes of where the Strokes should have headed after 'Reptilia'. They keep it trimmed throughout the LP and at least half the tracks come in under two minutes - the two-part title track clocks in at an economical 1 minute 31 seconds - but it's always time well spent and they cram in enough pop hooks and rampaging discordant punk riffs to leave you satisfied at the end of every noise burst. 'Careers in Combat' bounces around job ideas for the macho over a minute of dozed-out 90s college indie and the frantic stomp of 'Disney Pt' sounds like a nerd raging at his online date whilst the comparably epic 'Stoned and Starving' ekes out a streamlined indie riff over five minutes of lo-fi narrative to combustibly potent effect (think The Cribs' 'Be Safe' with less poetry). If these guys had come out with an album like this back in 2004 then their wire-tight indie riffs would have blown up like the Godfather (although it probably wouldn't have hurt if they'd also been British and reasonably good looking). In today's less-amenable climate who knows what kind of a dent 'Light up Gold' will make but for the time being I reckon it's probably better suited to touring the indie circuits to crowds of enthusiastic die-hards before they end up on a shampoo advert or something like that. This is a well-crafted slice of time well spent and one that I heartily recommend if you're yearning for a spot of scuzzball indie brilliance to take you into the New Year.

Check out : 'Borrowed Time', an irresistible blend of skinny-tie indie and US slacker rock.



7. DIIV - Oshin
Shoegaze, Dream Pop, whatever you want to call it, has been back in vogue now for longer than it was actually big in the first place - if you trace things back to the emergence of House of Love in 1988 through to Adorable's 'Against Perfection' in 1993 (arguably the genre's last classic) then you're still only looking at five years end to end and the delay pedal theatrics that came back in with Asobi Seksu and a Place to Bury Strangers in 2006/07 have yet to drift out of fashion leaving us with just as many (if not more) decent bands as the first wave. DIIV are just another notch on the bedpost in that respect but that doesn't make them any less appealing - I'm reluctant to shell out new cash on stuff that sounds like old vinyl I picked up in the 90s but 'Oshin' is like the cutesy little puppy dog that you pass by in the pet shop and fall in love with (even if your flat is already full of dusty old puppies released on Creation back in 1991). These dudes sound very much like fellow bleached-out retro merchants Wild Nothing but have a touch more guitar reverb to contend with and 'Oshin' will wash over you in the nicest way possible leaving a nice warm fuzz in its wake. However the album's strength is that it's actually a bit of a grower - this set functions as a blissed out uninterrupted swathe but there are a few genuine highlights that you'll want to come back to for repeated listens as it slowly dawns on you that these guys are actually the subtlest of hit makers. Trippy gems like 'Sometime', 'Doused' and 'How Long Have You known?' won't jump out and bite you on the butt or anything but you'll find yourself coming back to them again and again as 'Oshin' ends up on heavy rotation without you even noticing. Elsewhere they drift nicely into a sea of reverb for drone-outs like the two part '(Druun)' and the luscious 'Air Conditioning' giving the album a gorgeous cloud cushion as its foundation onto which the band discreetly stack up the hooks for a subtly intoxicating mix. This record wasn't love at first sight for me but I found that the more I listened to it the less I wanted to live without it - one to keep at hand for train journeys, hangovers and mood-softeners and one you won't burn out through repeated listens. DIIV look like a bunch of dorks and could potentially be very boring live but they have succeeded in laying down one of the most luscious soundscapes of the year and bagged themselves a real slow-burning classic - the world doesn't need another shoegaze album or another of hipster delay pedal revivalists but even with all that in mind there's still no reason for not bagging yourself a copy of 'Oshin' and playing it as often as possible. The world of dream pop continues to evolve and right now DIIV are right at the top of the food chain.

Check out : 'Doused', another paradise island in a sea of reverb.


6. Bear In Heaven - I Love You, It's Cool
Given my combined dislike for hippies, electro and stupid band names it's a surprise that this record even crossed my path in the first place but upon reflection I'm very glad that it did. If I'd compiled this list based purely on the number of times I'd listen to each of the albums on it then 'I love you, it's cool' would have probably come out on top - the fact that it came out quite early in the year may have influenced that particular stat but then again I've also had longer to get sick of it and that's still yet to happen despite me having played the arse off it since I first bought it several months ago. Bear in Heaven fall into the Yank hipster electronics bracket, an umbrella category grouping together a few great bands (Animal Collective, Holy Fuck, Health, Crystal Castles - yes I know they're Canadian) and a lot of crap made by bearded blokes on laptops but thankfully they're on the right side of that particular divide thanks to a talent for writing pop hooks and a reluctance to disappear up the creative arsehole of self-indulgent flights of fancy. When I checked out their earlier stuff I found it equally fascinating and frustrating, swathes of art house electro with the occasional gem that nevertheless seemed destined to get lost down the back of the couch. 'I love you...' dispenses with the chin-stroking exhibitionism and locks down for ten tracks of sinfully infectious and effortlessly cool electronica which is all killer no filler, stacking up gems of soft-focus euphoric pop bathed in waves of warm reverb. The album title sounds like the kind of comment some drugged-up soap-dodger would come out with at 3am in the chill out room but it does sum the mood of the record up nicely, as do tracks titles like 'Cool Light', 'Warm Water' and 'Kiss Me Crazy', all ushering in a loved-up mood of cloud-hopping delirium the likes of which tends to be reserved to floor-filling rave anthems - indie bands like Friendly Fires and Hot Chip have been trying to bottle that very essence for years now with little success but the Bear have managed better than most to mainline the warm glow of classic house through their own setlist without descending into gimmickry. In a weird way this kinda reminds me of the Pet Shop Boys at their most danceable pointy-hatted peak circa 'Very' when they gracefully straddled the fence between radio-friendly pop and clubland subculture  to impressive effect and considerable commercial success. The boys aren't a lightweight proposal though, you can hear them drumkit on most of the tracks here and they use synths to flesh out their sound rather than as a strobe-lit assault on the senses to give the record a lush feel that you can relax into like a big old comfy chair. There's crossover hits too in the shape of singles 'Sinful Nature' and 'Reflection of You' which will snuggle up to you on first listen and refuse to let go whilst the more upbeat zig-zag electronics of 'Space Remains' provide the potential for a raved-up set closer to fry brains and win over neutrals. With the abundance of indie bands reclaiming dance music as their own there are still precious few who seem to fully appreciate the crowd energy and pumped-up euphoria of classic rave and fewer still who can reproduce those vibes on an indie record - Bear in Heaven have succeeded in glorious fashion on 'I love you, it's cool' and though their aversion to quick-thrill theatrics may ensure that they continue to fly under the radar for many, they will nevertheless retain a special place in my heart for this cool as fuck corker of an album. Line this one up alongside the rockier Goat album from earlier in this list and you have one blissed out trip  through the woods to look forward to.

Check out : 'Cool Light', the younger cousin to this old school slice of lush pop perfection.



5. Baroness - Yellow and Green
I catalogued my Terrorizer magazine collection recently (this is how a record geek cleans up his flat people!) and it dawned on me how many killer metal records I've totally missed the boat on over the last few years (Watain, Enslaved, the Celtic Frost comeback record to name but a few). The problem metal has always suffered from is that it tends to get marginalised by huge sections of the mainstream press - I remember being somewhat unsurprised to read in The Guardian's music section that they were forced to admit during an article on the best albums of the noughties that they didn't have one single journalist capable of naming any contenders in the metal bracket. Whilst I can understand the reluctance amongst certain pundits to review bands like Necrosadistic Goat Torture, their shameless snobbery does lead to a good deal of bands with a slightly broader appeal getting overlooked - then again the enterprising metal fan is used to having to do a spot of digging so the prize is there for anyone willing to work for it. Baroness were one of the many bands to have passed me by until now but fortunately I may have latched onto them at the peak of their powers - a couple of colour themed albums have already surfaced but they appear to have been building up a head of steam before unleashing this colossal double LP on an unsuspecting audience. The band belong more in the heavy rock bracket that the outright metal category - there's no blastbeats or screeching solos on here, more a full-bodied mix of pulpy riff-driven motor rock with a touch of prog to widen the frame and allow the band free range to elaborate over 18 individual chapters as part of a volcanic twinset. Prog has often been a byword for wanton self-indulgence and navel-gazing muso noodling in my book so let me state for the record that there's none of that going on here - the band make good use of their time and push the boundaries back to let their music breathe rather than over-embellishing just for the sake of it, allowing a pulpy organic sound to flourish over two separate suites without becoming repetitive or resorting to shock tactics and gimmicks to retain the listener's attention. Their sound carries over the space-gazing prog of hairy granddads like Hawkwind and King Crimson into the weighty Southern rock of modern bands like Clutch to cover both ends of the spectrum without sacrificing elaborate ideas or satisfying low-end rock propulsion. Cuts like 'Take My Bones Away' and 'Back Where I Belong' sound like they're being played from a stage in the middle of nowhere and pumped out into the empty night in the hope that someone out there might prick up their ears and each track seems to disappear further into the previous one until first suite highlight 'Cocainium' locks into a lunging groove somewhere beneath the Earth's crust and bursts back into glorious life. The retreat into hidden realms of the psyche reminds me of Floyd's 'The Wall', as does the decision to split proceedings over two discs which allows the listener to sink into the vision and forget the edges of the screen ever existed - I'm not sure whether Baroness are trying to substitute rock opera for ten years of therapy but in any case their trip into the cinematic is an altogether successful one. 'Yellow and Green' is in turn glorious and hypnotic, devastating and dreamlike in equal measure and a totally unmissable trip into the outer reaches of rock music for those willing to book a ticket. If you've got a late session that needs a soundtrack for disappearing into the endless night then 'Yellow and Green' might just be the discovery you've been waiting for - whether you dabble in heavier tones or not, do not miss out on this bumper pack of grizzly goodies.

Check out : 'Cocainium', their very own 'Comfortably Numb'.



4. Tribes - Baby
Decent indie debuts have become the modern day equivalent of a White Christmas - in the past we expected them to roll around without fail and pretty much took them for granted but these days with the proliferation of neo-folk, poshboy electro and the tuneless art school flailings of the current crop of new bands we've learnt to be thankful every time a half-decent indie guitar record turns up for fear that we might have seen the last of them for good. There's no risk of that of course, bands will carry on making these records but in the face of a faltering music industry and a widespread media lack of interest in chart-friendly indie guitar rock there's every chance that their records won't see the light of day which is why Tribes are such a pleasant surprise - five or six years ago these guys would have cleaned the fuck up with a debut this strong and would have carved a good half dozen hit singles from 'Baby' in the days when the format still meant anything. They may have been born too late (or maybe not - lead single 'We Were Children' highlights their childhood in the mid 1990s which still meant that they'd have been teenagers during the indie boom of the mid 00s and that didn't stop folks like The View and Arctic Monkeys coining it in) or just surfaced in a particularly harsh climate for their sort of music - the fact that there was no Glastonbury in 2012 deprived them of a priceless opportunity to play a career-changing blinder that would have been duly televised and viewed by zillions of potential fans. As things stand 'Baby' may remain a well-appreciated footnote in history - it still gained plenty of plaudits and featured in many of the mainstream press best of 2012 rundowns - or it could provide the springboard for the band to go on to bigger and better things but for now I'll just stick to appreciating it as the year's brightest hope. If you haven't heard them by now then basically Tribes play mid-tempo indie anthems in the vein of glam rock-influenced 90s stalwarts like Mansun and Heavy Stereo but with way more hooks - the first thought to cross my mind when reviewing them early in 2012 was that they were the year's answer to the Vaccines but in truth they're a different proposal on a number of levels. Whilst 'What did you expect....' was crammed to the rafters with smash 'n' grab pop punk hooks, Tribes take their time but come up with something equally as satisfying. Rollicking dance floor anthems like early single 'Until my day comes' will get crowds bouncing but they're not the band's stock trade and they sound at their most natural navigating the three beers deep woozy vibe of late afternoon festival slots on hands in the air singalongs like 'Corner of an English Field', 'Sappho' and the aforementioned 'We Were Children', all pillars of a singles trilogy that should have been their 'Oh My God', 'I Predict a Riot' and 'Everyday I love you less and less' had they surfaced in kinder times. Mellower gems like 'Halfway Home' and 'Himalaya' temper the set list in the same way as the slower psychedelic parts of the debut offerings from Supergrass and The Vines and even album tracks like opener 'Whenever' and the euphoric 'Walking in the Street' see them bowl strikes at every attempt - these dudes have so many anthems up their sleeves that you start to suspect they've nicked them from other bands whilst they weren't looking. 'Baby' isn't just a promising debut, it's the sound of that promise being fulfilled and the only potential downside is that you fear the band may have shot their bolt too soon and cleared out their arsenal before building any momentum - I personally don't think there's too much risk of that, after all The Vaccines managed to crack out another corker this year and only time will tell how much Tribes have in the tank but for the moment they've given us a platinum-clad classic by way of introduction. 

Check out : 'Sappho', 'We Were Children'.....I can't pick highlights, just check out the lot.



3. Jesca Hoop - The House That Jack Built
2012 was a pretty good year for the weird girls with oddball gems from Laurel Halo, Holly Herndon and Frankie Rose providing enticing trips into the minds of some of music's most fascinating females in the face of the industry-sponsored rise of Lana Del Rey and a host of identikit diet coke soul acts hoping to ape the astronomical record sales of Adele. My discovery of the year was ex-Mormon and Tom Waits protege Jesca Hoop who'd been hovering around in the background for a few years on the back of impressive touring credits with the likes of Mark Knopfler, Elbow and Peter Gabriel - those guys are all cool enough but there's not much chance of a guy like me shelling out plenty to go see them live which is pretty much the only excuse I've got for not having heard her stellar material until now. 'The House....' is her third album and takes in deep forays into incidental emotion and elaborate fantasy to craft something genuinely different, avoiding the standard 'I'm in love'/'I've been dumped' template and instead chewing over individual moments like a novelist and flinging herself into enthusiastic flights of fancy. Her closest parallel is probably Bat for Lashes and there are moments here that I'll keep aside for times when I can really concentrate to fully appreciate the tone and space in her music - stuff for the evening walk home rather than the caffeine-buzz route to work if you catch my drift. Jesca's take on events is slightly more playful and knockabout than Natasha Khan's though and packs more promise for the long term - I loved Lashes' debut but her star has faded slightly over three LPs whereas the Hoop appears to be moving in the opposite direction. I could chuck in lazy Kate Bush and Bjork comparisons here too but that'd be too general to give you a proper idea of what's going on - let's just say her skill in capturing concepts mirrors Bjork's on stuff like 'Hyperballad' where she seizes a seemingly ludicrous idea and sculpts a universe around it for context - Jesca's contribution is the equally fabulous 'Hospital (To Win Your Love)' which revolves around the merits of an impromptu trip to the Emergency Ward to curry favour with relatives, elicit sympathy from friends and maybe even tap into some sympathy booty along the way. She expounds on this theory over music so unfeasibly cheerful that you can't help but break out into a massive Cheshire Cat grin and I had little hesitation in picking it as my track of the year in my rundown a few days back. Her talent doesn't just lie in the crafting of undiscovered global megahits though - the stoic electronica of 'Peacemaker' and 'Dig This Record' echo some of PJ Harvey's colder, more robotic moments whilst the clear-cut acoustic guitar and vocal overdubs on 'Pack Animal' bring to mind Suzanne Vega at her most radio friendly. Her most intimate material even drops back to her folk roots for some truly evocative tributes to her late father on 'DNR' and the positively heart-breaking title track which prove that she's not too self-consciously kooky to pitch it straight from the heart. This is the sort of record that could so easily be ruined by a Scrubs montage or some over-zealous marketing to the wrong audience but the alternative is that it risks going completely undiscovered and that would be even more of a tragedy so do yourself a favour and look up this lady for a glimpse into the mind of an artist surely on the cusp of something wonderful.

Check out : Opener 'Born To', an effective mission statement if ever there was one.



2. Toy - s/t
With indie it often isn't about the music, it's all about the moment. The Stone Roses spent years toiling as shambolic no-hopers until the Madchester scene gave them a springboard to success, Blur popped up with a novelty hit in the baggy era but didn't show what they were truly capable of until Britpop came into bloom, the faceless post-Britpop outfit Runston Parva didn't turn any heads until they renamed themselves the Kaiser Chiefs and started writing for the radio and the Black Keys managed an entire decade under the radar before the demise of the White Stripes allowed them to ascend to global majesty. When the massive guitar-based indie boom of the mid-noughties reached its commercial zenith you could pretty much bag an instant no.1 hit with your debut but it wasn't too long before the bubble burst and bands were forced to change or die - shambolic garage indie crew the Horrors did just that, ditching their sixth-form diet psychobilly shtick and reinventing themselves as a super-potent cocktail of shoegaze and Krautrock and their proteges Toy followed suit, casting aside their previous incarnation as 60% of skinny-jeaned also rans Joe Lean and the Jing Jang Jong to morph into a similarly stellar tripadelic indie sensation. But let's be clear, Toy are no baby Horrors - there's a whole lot more to them than that. Whilst Faris Badwan and co make amazing records, they do tend to sound like they're skilled in the art of studio twiddling rather than a fully functioning rock ensemble and often look like they're been dragged onstage against their will when they play live - Toy on the other hand are a brutally efficient guitar band with a wealth of ideas first and foremost and have a decent producer behind them to turn it all into a polished end product. They're not overly riff-reliant and tend to rely more on their engine room and coast along nicely on a wave of guitar fuzz - the seven minute 'Dead and Gone' builds momentum gradually as it grows into a groundswell of noise and the aptly-titled 'Motoring' sucks you into its slipstream as it hurtles on into the night. Best of all is the manic set-closer 'Kopter' which whirrs and hums as the band explode into a maelstrom of psychedelic guitar rock. But they're not just a jam band flexing their muscles - synths and string samples litter the album's other tracks to add a layer of polished pop appeal, 'Lose My Way' ushering in wurlitzer synths like the younger cousin of the Horrors' 'Who Can Say' whilst 'Reasons Why' bends a distorted string riff into all kinds of new and wonderful shapes. Best of all is the Burt Bacharach-esque 'My Hearts Skips A Beat' which surfs in on a gorgeous orchestral string sample like the sun coming up after a wild night out, cruising smoothly to its conclusion as it ascends gracefully through the spheres. These guys (and girl) clearly have a treasure trove of sonic treats at their fingertips but have succeeded in forging their own sound from the ground up before embellishing it with trinkets and the result is a record that packs enough punch to satiate the needs of your average guitar fan whilst maintaining a widescreen cinematic quality to keep curious pop fans interested. 'Toy' is so good it's almost unsettling - where were this lot hiding while they were cooking up this little gem? This is a debut brimming with musical invention, psychedelic rock dynamics and deft songwriting chops - as someone from the NME pointed out upon its release, it took the Horrors three albums to get this good so who knows what this lot will come up with next?

Check out : 'Dead and Gone', seven minutes and forty seconds put to very good use indeed.


1. The Men - Open Your Heart
Picking favourites is always tough but once I'd sat down and thought about it there was little doubt in my mind that 'Open Your Heart' was my pick of the year for the simple reason that it encapsulates everything I love about music at the moment. The band are just another bunch of Brooklyn scenesters living on the breadline and piling gear into the van but they play raw, hooky garage punk with plenty of venom, oodles of enthusiasm and a dose of humour for good measure. Ten years ago any band playing this kind of stuff with a 'The' in front of their name would have been snapped up by eager industry execs and had a massive record deal shoved under their noses before they had time to catch their breath - these days you'll be lucky if you can squeeze a cheaply recorded album between monotonous day jobs and poorly attended live shows. But this sort of music was never meant for the bigtime and when even the Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster are turning up on Nike advert soundtracks you just know it's the right time for garage rock to return to the underground. 'Open Your Heart' is a classic indie record - it should be sold cheap as should the tickets for their live shows but that's no statement on the quality on offer, it's a lifestyle choice. This record rips from the very beginning but already bears the hallmarks of a band who have outgrown their post-adolescent volume junkie phase and are ready to expand and explore with their own palette of sounds. Opener 'Turn it Around' will rip your head off before the even more savage follow-up 'Animal' proceeds to shit right down your neck but it's not all about who can riff the loudest - the slide guitar vibration of of 'Country Song' and late gem 'Presence' edge closer to drawn out psychedelia and the breezily melodic 'Please don't go away' sees them warm their sound up for a subtle spot of romance. The title track sees them at their most violently sincere, inviting the listener into their uncompromising yet irresistible headspace and the seven minutes spent gradually winding up the throbbing pulse of 'Oscillation' show that slow-release dynamics are as much part of their canon as two-minute blasts of shit-kicking punk rock. The Vines tried to do this a decade ago and achieved some measure of success but the effortless juxtaposition of the blissed out acoustic thrum of 'Candy' against the yowling thrash of 'Cube' seems organic in comparison, practically second nature for a band whose nature is to flit between joyous celebration and wanton destruction in the same way those themes often interlink in everyday life. Closer 'Ex-Dreams' tips its hat in both directions, spinning off into realms of wa-wa distortion and thunderous percussion interspersed with lucid waves of lo-fi vocals and understated 'Daydream Nation' guitar fuzz as the proceedings clatter to a deepy satisfying finale and the noise fades into gorgeous oblivion. 'Open Your Heart' is the sort of guitar record I thought they didn't make anymore, although truth be told it's the sort of record that bands never stopped making when it ceased to be fashionable - this is a sound to get lost in when you're four beers deep at your local indie toilet venue taking a chance on a weeknight live show because deep down you know how life-affirming this kind of shit can be when it's done well. It's a tribute to that scene and the lifestyle that goes with it, a truly underground web of bands that move outside of trends and zeitgeist shifts and simply play from the heart and knock you flat on your arse every fucking night out there. I didn't realise it until I checked how often I'd come back to this album but ultimately 'Open Your Heart' made my year and I could even go as far as to say that it rekindled my faith in garage punk. But there's no need to be melodramatic - this is just as badass slab of scuzzy indie rock 'n' roll music with a potent dose of psychedelia mixed in and if that don't get your heart pounding then you and I were just never meant to be friends.

Check out : the band tearing the shuddering fuck out of 'Ex-Dreams' live at Bro-Fest.

Best Albums of 2012 : 20-11

Hi folks,

As promised here are my picks for 2012 - overall I think it's safe to say that it was a pretty decent year for music though it's increasingly the case that you have to go digging if you want to find the good stuff as opposed to having to listen to Alt-J and Mumford and Sons on rotation if you rely on the mainstream media. Psychedelia came back in a big way with Tame Impala's 'Lonerism' bagging album of the year in the NME as well as a host of other accolades - it didn't make my final round-up but the triptabulous likes of Goat and Toy did with their new take on the genre, as did Baroness and Alcest with their metallic trips into transcendent territory. Shoegaze fans were also well-catered for with Wild Nothing, DIIV and the Raveonettes putting in impressive turns and the great indie songbook was further augmented with entries from newbies Tribes and perennial favourites the Cribs. However the biggest thrill of the year from my perspective was the resurgence of loud, infectious garage indie rock with raging slabs of raw energy from The Men, Metz, PAWS and Parquet Courts all providing an irresistible fix of thunderous indie scuzz, punk energy and monstrous hooks. A new crop of bands showed up armed with a stack of great tunes tailor-made for turning small, cheap venues into a barrage of noise and adrenalin and hopefully they'll all go from strength to strength as 2013 unfolds around us. 

Here's the first instalment of my list with the albums that didn't quite make the top ten - those that did will follow tomorrow. Hope you find something you like and feel free to point out any I might have missed.


20. The Cribs - In the Belly of the Brazen Bull
Back to the original trio following a slightly shaky period with Johnny Marr on board, The Cribs came back with this belter to remind us all how vital they still are to the UK indie scene. Having navigated their way through the noughties in brash defiance of the commercial leanings of their peers, the lads have come through to the other side in style and can still pen anthems to set gigs alight and send indie dancefloors into frenzies of sweaty ecstasy. There's rumours that this may in fact be their final chapter before a self-imposed hiatus - let's hope that they stick around but even if they decide to hang up their guitars for a while it's safe to say that they'll be leaving us on a real high note with this one.


19. Napalm Death - Utilitarian

With much of the world seemingly poised to riotously combust at any moment it's a wonder that there aren't more bands channelling that energy into some refreshingly vicious rock 'n' roll. Young bands seem way to career conscious to venture into politics these days so thank God for Napalm Death who dropped this molotov cocktail of a record early in 2012 to soundtrack the troubled times we live in. Ever evolving but still fundamentally the same bunch of uncouth punks that burst onto the scene some 25 years ago, the lads are still firing on all cylinders and positively boiling over with the urge to challenge and subvert. I saw them tour this when it came out and they can still blow the hair off your balls with their live show and 'Utilitarian' gave them a whole new set of weapons to assault your eardrums with.



18. The Raveonettes - Observator
I'm the first to slag bands off when they disappoint me but there's nothing nicer than being proved wrong by a group I'd dismissed as chancers when they come back and blow my mind with something great. The Raveonettes and myself got off on the wrong foot back in the mid-noughties when I saw them supporting the Cure and turned my nose up at their unimaginative garage rock but the intervening years have seen them reinvent themselves as a darkly-hued fuzz pop outfit and release several stonking albums of which 'Observator' is the latest to arrive. Drinking in a different shade of dream pop on each of its nine tracks, this record is practically flawless and it sent me on a quest to discover all of their previous records that I'd foolishly passed by. Lesson learnt, I'll be paying way more attention from now on.


17. Errors - Have Some Faith in Magic
This year's surprise electro nugget, Errors came straight outta leftfield with this one early in the year and it took me a while to warm to its charms but once I did I was totally hooked. Brewing up an intoxicating sonic stew of Boards of Canada-style electric banks of warm soundscapes and distinctly danceable nuggets of infectious techno, these guys rose above their synth fetishist peers to produce something sublime and transcendent - the sun-soaked electronics of 'Have Some Faith In Magic' should be enough to turn around those who've become sick of dance music's quick-fix gimmickry and clever bugger chin-stroking and it's a timely reminder of how heavenly electro can be when it's in the right hands. 


16. The Vaccines - Come of Age
Could they do it again? You betcha. Having been indie's sole standard bearers throughout 2011 you could have forgiven the Vaccines for simply tossing out another volume of radio-friendly punk pop in the vein of their stellar debut but the lads plumped for something slightly different yet equally as satisfying. Eschewing the smash 'n' grab thrills of their debut for a more tempered formula reminiscent of the Lemonheads at their most anthemic, the boys certainly succeeded in taking things to the next level and proved that they could still write devastatingly catchy singles when they felt like it. Another live highlight of the year, their gig in Paris showed just what an impressive arsenal they have after only two albums and left me thinking that with such indie gold in their tank, the best from these boys may be yet to come.


15. Polica - Give You The Ghost
Following on neatly from the Vaccines is Polica who happened to be playing on the same bill as them when they came through town in November. Whilst the Vaccines spent most of the evening throwing themselves around the stage, Polica remained pretty much rooted to the spot but that was because they were making enough noise to floor punters without having to move an inch. This is smoky, atmospheric indie electronica in the vein of late period Portishead but with the focus more on a souped-up live sound rather than just another derivative mess of tape loops and studio trickery - the vocals are processed without sounding fake and the rhythm section are beefy enough to spill your drink at fifty paces. Electronica can be often be a frustrating experience but this lot have enough in the tank to blow away all preconceptions and fry unsuspecting minds every time they hit the stage.


14. Janka Nabay and the Bubu Gang - En Yay Sah
Afrobeat isn't ususally my thing but I gave this album one listen after reading an interview with bandleader Nabay and was a swift convert - flanked by a backing band padded out with Brooklyn scenesters from Gang Gang Dance and Skeletons, he's got one foot in world music but another firmly in the skinny-jeaned landscape of modern indie. 'En Yay Sah' is based on the Bubu genre from Nabay's native Sierra Leone and is positively buzzing with rhythmic energy - the twin vocal attack split between himself and female Syrian vocalist Boshra AlSaadi leads the dance and his nimble band of backing musicians whip up a whirlwind of infectious rhythms and nippy guitar lines to propel the tunes into orbit and make you want to kick up some serious dust in an impromptu tribal frenzy. I'm way too much of a honky to speak in knowledgeable terms about African music but this is a frenetic rave-up that deserves widespread attention way beyond the World Music shelves at the record store.


13. Alcest - Les Voyages de l'ame
This album was one of my earliest purchases of the year and landed during the depths of winter as perfect tonic to the miserable weather and directionless boredom that were threatening to take over completely. Having evolved from the feral roots of black metal into something glorious and untouchable, Alcest's sound has more in common with Slowdive than with Darkthrone and brings to mind a warmer, more benevolent take on Justin Broadrick's post-Godflesh Jesu project, although where Broadrick is often mired in his own melancholy Alcest instead ascend into an almost trance-like state of grace. Mainman Neige based the record on his own out of body experiences which should pretty much tell you all you need to know about the vibe he's aiming for here and this is the perfect soundtrack to bring you out of that mid-winter slump with renewed hope to take on the world again.


12. Wild Nothing - Nocturne
Wild Nothing's debut 'Gemini' managed to sneak up on me back in 2010 to become one of my favourite records of the year but having played it so much since then I figured that 'Nocturne' was pretty much surplus to requirements. As per usual I was way off the mark and this new instalment of soft-focus dream pop became just as indispensable as the first, fleshing out the sound from a one-man project to a full band to craft an enchanting set of fuzz pop anthems that hark back to mid 80s dry ice merchants like Dream Academy and 'Hounds of Love'-era Kate Bush. 'Nocturne' won't rock your balls off or anything but it will most likely succeed in wooing you with its cloud-cuddling warmth and nimble songwriting chops. Another one to file in the 'Quiet Understated Genius' racks then.


11. Metz - s/t
2012 was a good year to make a whole lot of noise and these guys did it better than most, tapping into some classic Sub Pop indie sludge with truckloads of forward motion and a binder full of catchy hooks. I think bands like Metz have become more appealing of late in contrast to the legions of well-turned out young men playing inoffensive indie to major acclaim right now, making the more individually-minded amongst us long for a return to old-school indie values, cheap shows in toilet venues and lots of raw energy and robust guitar rock. Short, splunderous blasts of garage rock like 'Headache', 'Wet Blanket' and 'Get Off' are the tonic to all the boring Mercury Prize indie dweebs out there and 'Metz' racks up ten good reasons to turn your stereo up loud, get stuck into the bevvy and bang your head like a maniac.

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Top Tunes of 2012

Hi folks,

Happy New Year!!! Hope it brings you everything you want and that you can leave behind all the stuff that sucked in 2012. 

Of course there was plenty of stuff that didn't suck in 2012, most notably the following tunes which represented my stand alone high points of the year. The full albums list will follow in due course (along with the key 'not feeling it' countdown) but for the moment I'm going to concentrate on the songs that provided me with the biggest knee jerk thrills of the year, the tunes that made me stop in my tracks and say OOOOH YEAH THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE. These songs made me alternatively shake my ass, bang my head, weep with joy or babble nonsensically in sheer excitement at various points over the last twelve months and consequently deserve their own special congratulatory countdown. 


10. Crocodiles - Sunday




The Crocs' third album 'Endless Flowers' was one of the records I was most looking forward to in 2012 but ultimately proved to be one of the year's biggest disappointments, a lacklustre mishmash of tired ideas and disinterested muttering. The album would have merited a total snub were it not for its storming lead single 'Sunday', a relentless rush of bulldozer rhythms and throbbing distortion. The cheeky German count-off at the start cues up one of the year's biggest guitar buzzes as the track's main riff thunders in with a distorted kickback that makes it sounds like it's been left out in the sun all afternoon and you just have to crank the volume all the way up for three minutes of glorious fuzz pedal madness. It's not exactly the most original thing they've ever done and the band manage to look so bored in the video that you'd be hard pressed to believe that they were busting out one of the surprise dancefloor hits of the year. No matter, 'Sunday' is a marvellous pop droplet and well worth your full attention.


9. Alt-J - 'Dissolve Me'




Yeah I know these guys look like pussies and that their record probably embodies everything you hate about British music at the moment. I was all ready and raring to hate on these dudes too but I had to admit that I thought their record wasn't all that bad once I'd given it a fair listen. They keep it relatively hemmed in and reserved throughout which is probably one of the biggest criticisms you could throw at them but standout cut 'Dissolve Me' is the closest thing they have to a floor-filler, cruising in on a euphoric wave of skylined synths and navigating the energy peaks and lulls across the track in the style of your more restrained dancefloor maestro - they could just blow your head off but like well brought up young gents they elect to tease and tweak the hands in the air synth riff on show here to craft somewhat of an understated gem. The rest of the record is perhaps indefensible against accusations of tweeness and bedwetting but this tune will win over even the most hardened cynic.


8. Frankie Rose - 'Know Me'




Another killer lead single from a slightly disappointing long player, 'Know Me' ushered in Frankie's 'Interstellar' LP in early 2012 which came in on a promise of crossover gold with potential radio hits stacked from front to back. Sadly repeated listens left most of the album as pleasant filler but 'Know Me' was pretty much the only track that stood a chance of notching any real mainstream success. Frankie keeps it twee on here in the vein of Cocteau Twins at their most poppy and the track is an infectious blast of lightweight dream pop that will creep onto your playlists without you even noticing - like fellow dreamsters Wild Nothing she whips up a dry-ice atmosphere of mid 1980s radio pop without slipping into wanton nostalgia and you can't help but feel that there's an alternative reality out there where this would be number one all over the world. Wild Nothing's second LP 'Nocturne' managed to adapt this blueprint to a full lengther with greater consistency but it was Frankie that nailed the classic single this time round and 'Know Me' was stuck on my headphones for much of this year.



7. Toy - 'My Heart Skips a Beat'




Toy's bitchin' self titled debut was one of the biggest thrills of the year in my book and this track in particular made me stop what I was doing when I heard it (chopping vegetables if memory serves) to marvel at how totally badass it was before promptly heading to E-music to download the full album. 'My Heart Skips a Beat' isn't exactly typical of the whole record and is perhaps the gimmick track of the set, ushering in some Burt Bacharach style strings to set up a smooth, gorgeous glide through five minutes' soundtrack to the most dizzying crush you've ever had. They spend the rest of the album riffin' and rockin' in neo-psychedelic style to great effect but I reckon this track shows that they're not just one trick ponies and that they can fiddle around in the studio to produce some gems of their own. There's one particular spot in my long distance weekend runs where I can practically take off and fly if I cue up the right list of songs and this track found itself right in that spot as soon as I got hold of a copy. Totally lush, smooth as silk and perfectly crafted to take you to the next level, this is pure gold.



6. Loreen - 'Euphoria'




A spot of cheese for you here, but real appealable cheese at that. 'Euphoria' romped home to victory in 2012's Eurovision Song Contest as the Swedish entry, further proof that those irritatingly perfect blond bastards can crank out classic pop with so little effort that it's surprising anyone else even gets a look in. The track mines the sort of explosive synth territory that you'll hear on top 40 radio hits but falls just short of the ham-fisted bosh pop of part-timers like Example and N-Dubz for a slightly slicker, calculated take on proceedings and manages to simultaneously ape and improve the blueprint for chart pop better than anyone has managed in Eurovision since Gina G's 'Ooh Aah just a little bit' underachieved in the mid 1990s (yes, contrary to popular belief it didn't actually win). Only the fact that nobody bothers buying singles any more prevented this from becoming a massive global hit but even in the face of such trying times Loreen could at least lean back on her triumph in Europe's annual Cheesefest with a track that was actually halfway decent - they should rename it the Eurovision TUNE Contest in her honour in the hope that subsequent contenders follow her lead and crank out some decent material for a change.


5. The Vaccines - 'Teenage Icon'


The Vaccines were always going to come back with something special, their debut having triumphed with a string of catchy indie guitar gems at a time when such material seemed frightfully out of fashion. When a band flings out such a self-assured, competent debut then you just know that they've got a whole stockpile of new material waiting in the wings for drip-feed release over B-sides and limited edition standalones and 'Teenage Icon' was the reassuring proof that they could still pen killer singles. Choppy, melodic and catchy as fuck, it continued their faultless run of singles whilst nonetheless heralding a new album full of material in a very different vein to their debut - 'Come of Age' wasn't the carbon copy of their first record that many expected but it hardly suffered for it, mixing in a wider range of influences and exploring structures outside the three minute indie floor filler. It was comforting to know that the band could vary the template without getting lost but 'Teenage Icon' was still the most satisfying blast of noise on their second album and only further strengthened the robust setlist for their bonkers live gigs to cement their reputation as indie's biggest movers and shakers.


4. Grimes ft Majical Clouds - 'Nightmusic'


Grimes rose out of industry obscurity over the course of the year to become 2012's answer to Zola Jesus and St Vincent; oddball solo chicks beloved of NME and the hipster blogosphere and poised to move into the broadsheet end of the mainstream press. This of course is no bad thing - brush aside all the bollocks being spouted by trend-chasing journalists and there's an infectious glimpse into a new and fascinating universe on offer here, an almost dreamlike frolic in fantasy and electronic eclecticism that comes across best on 'Nightmusic'. Her album 'Visions' ranked high in the press round ups of 2012's best records and whilst it's a riveting listen I wouldn't go as far as picking it as one of the cherries of the year - this single however is a one shot fall in love type affair, all twinkling synths and whispered vocals that sound like a three year old conspiring with her Barbies to overthrow the household. This has the potential to blow up like M83's 'Midnight City' did in 2011 only it might be a spot too bonkers to truly appeal to the advertising types (which is probably for the best so the rest of us get to continue enjoying it in moderation). The video is worth checking out too for some seriously weird forest frolics - you could dance to this or alternatively creep off to the bottom of the garden and talk to the fairies to it, either way it's a pretty intoxicating mix.


3. Tribes - 'Sappho'


Indie. Lesbians. Big Ass choruses. This was always going to work. Tribes' debut 'Baby' yielded an almost embarrassingly strong crop of potential singles which should have gone some way to making them almost as unavoidable as the Vaccines were in 2011. The peripheral importance of chart positions and perhaps more importantly the absence of a widely-televised Glastonbury festival to ply their trade at left them well appreciated yet chronically undervalued by large sections of the press in favour of the considerably less immediate likes of Django Django but Tribes still had the material more likely to win over the casual listener. You could throw their debut on at random and land on a massive anthem; 'We were Children', 'Halfway Home', 'Until My Day Comes', 'Corner of an English Field'....ultimately 'Sappho' just edges ahead as my favourite of the bunch, a ramshackle cocktail of the anthemic stomp of glammed up 90s indie outfits like Mansun, Supergrass and Heavy Stereo alongside the cheeky lyrical wit of noughties scribes like Alex Turner and Ricky Wilson. Had they dropped a record this strong five years earlier they'd have probably made enough cash to retire by now - as things stand they'll have to make do with a rack of massive indie anthems and the adoration of a guitar-starved public. I suppose that's not too bad a swap.


2. Lone - 'Raindance'


If I were basing this list purely on the strength of my initial reaction to each individual tune then the Cheshire Cat grin that planted itself on my face when I first heard 'Raindance' would probably justify its inclusion at the very top of the countdown. As things stand it only bags the silver medal but this is still one of the biggest headrushes of the year - essentially it's nothing too clever or even that new, a retroactive rave-up of effervescent breakbeats and euphoric synth swirls that wouldn't have sounded out of place on one of my early 90s Kaos Theory cassette compilations. Lone even stays true to the Liam Howlett-endorsed technique of 'the drop', leaving a gracious pause to be filled with air horns and whistles as the track's intro gives way to a full frontal love rush of breakneck space rave. It's refreshingly euphoric stuff, sparkling and light but all built on a foundation of frenetic breakbeats and video game synth effects - this is the sort of tune to pop up in a DJ set as someone's secret weapon and take the floor by storm. Lone probably grew up at the same time as me as he seems forever drawn to the underground rave sounds of 1991 and is happy enough to explore different ways to warp the period effects into new packages under his own navigation. 'Raindance' will either sound like another unwarranted exercise in synth nostalgia or a mind-blowing explosion of sound and colour depending on your worldview - I know what side of the fence I'm on.

1. Jesca Hoop - Hospital (To Win Your Love)


It wasn't particularly easy picking an outright winner this year, particularly as there were more than a few tracks that fell short of the hit single status I felt they so deserved and therefore merited the accolade to set things straight. In the end I plumped for 'Hospital' simply because it's the best sort of pop song, one that crafts something joyous and clever out of the unpredictable nature of human emotion. Put simply, Jesca's singing about how an impromptu trip to the hospital tends to win you everyone's affection, undivided attention and if you're lucky maybe even a bit of sympathy booty for being brave. She sings it much in the style of the petulant kid inside all of us who can recognise the symptoms (if they're being totally honest that is) and manages to craft a dazzlingly catchy song around it that I was genuinely surprised didn't summarily turn into a global super smash. I suppose the industry is probably more interested in nu-soul smoothies like Adele and Amy Winehouse lamenting their latest dumping experience rather than the hyperactive squeals of a perplexing kook like Hoop - their loss and our gain then. 'Hospital' made my year and still makes me deliriously happy every time I hear it. Spread the word!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

MERRY XMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

.......after all that excitement.....FINALLY.....it's Chriiiiistmas!! Hope you enjoyed the Advent Calendar - have a great day and stay tuned for my best of 2012 picks which will be posted shortly. I'll leave you with my favourite Xmas anthem - I'm an old-fashioned man at heart so I'm gonna go for an obvious one, Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of stonking glam rock goonery from the Wizards of Wolverhampton. GET YER BOOTS ON!!



Monday, December 24, 2012

The Alternative Advent Calendar : 24/24

Judy Garland - Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas


Let me just clarify that there is absolutely nothing gay about a thirtysomething single bloke sitting alone in his flat listening to Judy Garland, OK? I love me some Judy as much as the next bloke, even if the next bloke just so happens to shave his butt crack and get pissed up on gin with his mother. There have been numerous shitty revamps of this tune by the sort of corporate dick piglets that fill out the music section as Tescos (Katie Melua, I'm looking right at you!) but none of them come anywhere close to matching the squeaky clean Hollywood silk of the original - Judy's voice is the lady's equivalent of Frank Sinatra for the boys, crystal clear to the point of utter perfection and almost impossible to imitate without sounding like a piss-weak karaoke shyster in comparison. This tune is culled from the equally indispensable festive flick 'Meet me in St Louis', one to take in whilst you're chillin' somewhere nice and cosy with the Xmas lights a twinklin'. Garland radiates the kind of doe-eyed Hollywood innocence that you just knew was belied by a personal life addled by truckloads of diet pills, valium and lakes of vodka but you can put all that aside and still enjoy the rosy-cheeked cuteness of her performance in the film which is epitomised by this gazing-into-the-distance cornball delivery of a song that would go on to become a genuine Xmas staple. I could go in for a proper bit of festive snuggling with a young lady on the couch whilst watching some Judy (a young LADY I repeat) and this is the ideal Xmas nugget to lead you into the embers of Xmas Eve as the big day looms just round the corner......