Friday, December 07, 2012

The Alternative Advent Calendar : 7/24

DJ Lycan - Christmas Techno


Christmas, much like anything else in life, is infinitely better if you put a donk on it, a point neatly proven by the hitherto unknown 'DJ Lycan' in this rather endearing mix of festive favourites in a goonish Euro Techno mash-up. Not exactly rocket science by any stretch but then Happy Hardcore doesn't really do subtlety and I imagine this sounds pretty brilliant in a warehouse full of shirtless Dutch guys jacked to the eyeballs on steroids and brick dust pumping their fists and sweating profusely. In fact I'm surprised that nobody has come up with a club night exclusively dedicated to festive donk, there's surely a gap in the market there - imagine what fun you could have dancing to stuff like this all evening! Alternatively, if they ever get sick of waterboarding prisoners then I reckon a looped recording of 'Xmas favourites reproduced in the style of DJ Otzi' would surely be a hit in the political detention centres of the world. Either way there's a thirst out there that's just waiting to be quenched.

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